… why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
… why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
… why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
… why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
… why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on “Start”?
… why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
… why is the man who invests all your money called a “broker”?
… why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
… why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
… when dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
… why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
… if flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
… if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?