Here are some actual newspaper headlines which are hilarious in the wrong context; amusingly obvious and downright misleading… from http://www.bitlink.ca/Dumb

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say.

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.

Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted.

Farmer Bill dies in house.

Iraqi head seeks arms.

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes appeal to Pope.

Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over.

British left waffles on Falkland Islands.

Eye drops off shelf.

Teacher strikes idle kids.

Enraged cow injures house.

Miners refuse to work after death.

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant.

Stolen painting found by tree.

Two soviet ships collide, one dies.

Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter.

Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years.

War dims hope for peace.

If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last a while.

Cold wave linked to temperatures.