Here’s an interesting perspective from Cali, a self-proclaimed “bonafide man basher”at http://www.coopsjokes.com/list4/men

Men are like...Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like...Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like...Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like...Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like...Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like...High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like...Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like...Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like...Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like...Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.