Here’s a hilarious list of thoughts to contemplate upon. Let’s enjoy some of the “deep dumb thoughts” that I have selected. Complete list at http://www.coopsjokes.com

1. How is it possible to have a civil war?
2. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body & your fat are really good friends.
3. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
4. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
5. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
7. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
8. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
9. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
10. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
11. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
13. Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
14. Why do they report power outages on TV?
15. Is it possible to be totally partial?
16. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
17. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
18. When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
19. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
20. One of life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
21. Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.