1-   What driver doesn't have a license?

2-   Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?

3-   What has a neck, but no head?

4-   What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?

5-   What kind of can never need a can opener?

6-   Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

7-   What kind of table has no legs?

8-   What do people make that nobody can ever see?

9-   How do you avoid falling hair?

10-   If a child is spanked by his mother and by his father, who hurts the most?

11-   What is the first thing you do every morning?

12-   Where do old bowling balls end up?

13-   Who always goes to bed with shoes on?

14-   Did you ever see the salad dressing?

15-   What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?

16-   Why did the clock get sick?

17-   Why did the tree see the dentist?

18-   How do prevent a summer cold?

19-   What do mechanics charge to fix tires?

20-   Why did you get rid of your watchdog?

21-   Why did Johnny toss a glass of water out the window?

22-   What paper makes you itch?

ANSWERS:

22. Answer: Scratch paper.
21. Answer: He wanted to see a water fall.
20. Answer: He could not tell time.
19. Answer: A flat rate.
18. Answer: Catch it in the winter.
17. Answer: To get a root canal.
16. Answer: It was run down.
15. Answer: The Ocean.
14. Answer: No, but I saw the bacon strip!
13. Answer: A horse.
12. Answer: In the gutter.
11. Answer: Wake up.
10. Answer: Probably the child.
9. Answer: Step out of the way.
8. Answer: Noise.
7. Answer: Multiplication table.
6. Answer: In a dictionary.
5. Answer: A Pelican.
4. Answer: A Yardstick.
3. Answer: A Bottle.
2. Answer: Because he would never lie.
1. Answer: A screwdriver.