Contributed by Rtn. Dodo Dimaguila

Every Wife is a “Mistress” for her Husband.
“Miss” for one hour & “Stress” for the remaining 23 hours!

There are 2 times when a Man doesn’t understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.

My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.
He Thought He Was God, and I Didn’t.

Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet.
Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In & Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out.

Why are Hurricanes Usually Named After Women?
Because when they arrive, they’re wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car...

Husband Searching Keywords on Google `How to Tackle Wife?
Google Search Result, “Still Searching`.

A Man Goes To A Shrink And Says, “Doctor, My Wife Is Unfaithful To Me. Every Evening, She Goes To Larry’s Bar And Picks Up Men. In Fact, She Sleeps With Anybody Who Asks Her! I’m going Crazy. What Do You Think I Should Do?”
“Relax,” Says The Doctor, “Take A Deep Breath And Calm Down. Now, Tell Me, Exactly Where Is Larry’s Bar?”

Difference Between Complete & Finish...
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Romantic SMS...
She sends the following message:
My love if you’re sleeping, send me your dreams
If you’re smiling, send me your smile
If you’re crying, send me your tears
I love you
He Replied: I’m in the toilet. What do I send?